people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Randomize
