He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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