Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Everything about him screamed your future.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
two words...techno handjob
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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