3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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