better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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