Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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