it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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