So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
MIDGETS
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First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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