He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I will be naked everywhere
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
