But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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