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(843): View more from South Carolina

lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.

(404): View more from Georgia

Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.

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(708): View more from Illinois

The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking

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(970): View more from Colorado

Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?

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(601): View more from Mississippi

You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.

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