put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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