Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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