fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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