Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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