I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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