on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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