Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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