i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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