I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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