i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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