they need to just BURY HIM!
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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