i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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