I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize