considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I have post one night stand depression
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