like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
no you cant smoke seaweed
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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