You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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