Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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