I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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