i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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