I want to have your abortion
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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