For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Alive.
So much puke
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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