I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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