if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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