Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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