He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
My vagina is very pro this idea
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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