Whod you bang
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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