Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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