That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
