walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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