We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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