so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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