Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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