Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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