So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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