I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
