Say something about gay babies.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
