if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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