Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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