i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
