Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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