8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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