Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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