Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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