Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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