will power is for people who don't want to get laid
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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